趣味英语故事:英语小幽默(双语)

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Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.

Man:He is really somebody.What does do?

Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery

他真是一个大人物

小孩:我叔叔下面有1000个人。

男人:他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的?

小孩:墓地守墓人。

Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

一名伟人

老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗?

学生:当然。因为到目前为止,还没有人活到400多岁。

Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.

Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.

史密斯先生:服务员,我的汤里有一只死苍蝇.

服务员:是的,先生,我知道了,它是被烫死的.

Son: Dad, give me a dime.

Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?

Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?

儿子:爸爸,给我一角钱。

父亲:儿子,你不认为你已经长大了,不该再老是一角一角地要钱了(该自立了),不是吗?

儿子:爸爸,我想你是对的,那给我一块钱行吗?

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